Miley turns 18, Dick Van Dyke is saved by dolphins, Jessica Alba hates writers, Carrie Underwood doesn't want kids & Demi Lovato loves the nose candy. Plus TWIP!

Miley Cyrus is back together with her boyfriend, Lady GaGa wears meat, Paris Hilton in trouble, Jessica Simpson's Tweets, and Gabby Sidibe's ELEE cover. Plus TWIP!

Megan Fox's movie bombs, Amanda Bynes retires from acting, Perez Hilton in trouble with Miley Cyrus, Lady Ga-Ga in trouble with the Yankees, and Khloe Kardashian buys husband Lamar a gift. Plus TWIP!

Joe Simpson is developing a show, Pamela Anderson is joining Dancing with the Stars, Charlie Sheen's car gets trashed, Tiger Woods is cured and Snookie from the Jersey Shore may have a movie role. Plus Katie Couric is a cougar? And TWIP!

Ty Paddington is back! The Jersey Shore kids get a raise, John Travolta converts some Haitians, Brittany Murphy's husband sues, Heidi Montag is plastic and Jessica Simpson farts. Plus TWIP!

Heidi & Spencer want their own reality show, Mel Gibson likes gardening, Tom wants his wife to play a villain, Ashlee's hubby loves her, and Alex Rodriguez wants to be a centaur. Plus TWIP!

A Hollywood couple gets hitched, TLC drops Jon, Megan Fox's movie tanks, The Hills is fake and is this the last episode ever?

Kayne & Taylor Swift at the VMAs, Ellen is the new Idol judge, Whitney admits to using crack on Oprah & Jessica Simpson's dog gets taken by a coyote! Plus TWIP!

DJ AM is found dead, Madonna is upset about gypsies, Audrina Patridge is quitting "The Hills", Megan Fox as cat woman, and Khloe Kardashian blogs about looking good. Plus TWIP!

Kourney Kardashian is preggers, Jessica pisses off the Indians, Kelly Clarkson gets airbrushed & Miley works the pole. Plus TWIP!